I was a long-time veteran of Erin Express, the Irish bar-themed pub crawl that annually takes place the two Saturdays prior to St. Patrick’s Day, and I was proud of it. It was a lot like the Ron Burgundy quote from Anchorman: “We’ve been coming to the same party for twelve years. And in no way is that depressing.” Of course, at some point, you realize there may be better things in life than long lines to bars, loud music and questionable commercial beer (isn’t there?). Over the last couple of years, I have made it to the Craft Beer Express, the quality craft beer alternative to Erin Express. Which bus bar crawl is better? Well, let’s look at the tale of the tape.